Andy - 2005-04-05 12:18:55
You can charge 8 balls AND hookers to the company exspense? Christ. Now you tell me.
Wombat - 2005-04-05 12:23:28
Always trying to be helpful, you can find plenty of information on grackles including the sond they make here:

A lot of people in the northeast call Crows grackles, but they are stupid and wrong.

NoGoodDaddy - 2005-04-05 12:37:13
17 lbs of cheese? Jesus...you'll need a lot of wine. I'm happy not to be your bathroom when you get done digesting all that.
BigPimpinMBA - 2005-04-05 12:47:33
Sweet funky Moses, 17 pounds of cheese? Sounds like you're going to capture a lactose-intolerant neighbor and torture them a little. Have fun.

Seriously, though. Your blog couldn't have a more appropriate name. Your dogs are nightmares. I'd have them crated if those dogs were wreaking havoc on my domicile.
saru-san - 2005-04-05 13:17:00
Ah, how I miss Wisconsin! 17 pounds of curds, though? Wow. Beware, as they say in Wisconsin, of becoming "bound up... as if by cheese." Still... delicious...
Amy - 2005-04-05 14:32:39
Mmmmmmmm. Cheese curds! I am from WI (though I live in MN now) I can get you cheese curds and mail them to you whenever you want. Your animals are hilarous!
twobaddogs - 2005-04-05 15:23:58
It's only (ONLY!!) ten pounds of curds. The other 7 are accounted for with Swiss and something Finnish. And packing material. And Pimp, you know how some girls can only love the bad boys? I can only love the bad dogs. Good dogs are so dull and uninteresting.
hissandtell - 2005-04-05 21:43:45
But if the snake does get stuck on the way out, you'll just have to grab it firmly by the head (or the tail - whichever bit emerges first) and pull - voila! Like birthin' a baby, Miss Scarlett. Love, R xxx
GoingLoopy - 2005-04-05 22:58:22
Going back to sleep after mysterious noises caused by furry children is always the best policy. Because whatever they're doing, you don't need to be dealing with it at 3 am.

I could eat 17 pounds of cheese, but I generally avoid anything called "curds". Just think about what it rhymes with, man.
Becky - 2005-04-06 08:13:40
i am frequently woken by those kinds of strange noises. but then i have 5 cats.

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