Take one for the team! It all boils down to taking it up the ass!
People suck. Companies suck. But where people meet companies = HR and HR should die a fiery burning death with pain and death and melting flesh and then more pain. I. Hate. HR professionals.
Someone's getting a fecalgram soon. Not soon enough, but soon.
In a nutshell: If you are lazy, stop working. It'll be OK! You have HR to protect you and some idiot will do your work!
If you are bothered by this situation: shut the fuck up. Take one for the team.
In other news, my kittens just turned one year old. All growed. And they both came home nekkid the other day. Nekkid! No collar! Tonight someone returned one of their collars, recovered from a chain link fence or the slavering jaws of a rabid houndbeast.
Last night I either had an epileptic seizure or someone set off some fireworks. Or both.
Do men pluck their eyebrows? Or is it just on Bravo?
had. it. HADIT. Let me just say, shamefacedly, that I have actually had the thought, this very evening, what would it do to my monkey ifiwasfiredandilostmyjobandifellapartandcouldntfunctionandwhowouldtakecareofhim?
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