saru-san - 2005-06-27 20:57:07
AMEN! That Tom Cruise is a real ass... um, astute observer of the history of psychiatry, I mean. His role in Risky Business was nothing if not an indepth study of manic-depression. He's such a prick... uh... prickly stickler for the truth, of course! Vitamins! Why didn't I think of that? He's colossal. By which I mean "a huge colon."
Andria - 2005-06-27 21:03:46
Excellent letter to Tom Cruise. I don't know what I would write about without him. What a huge arrogant prick he is. Stop taking your meds and take some vitamins. Yeah. That'll work.
Wombat - 2005-06-27 21:11:56
Just don't loose sight of the driving force behind his comments. Scientology is a cult that declares psychiatry and psychology as the enemies of all Mankind...
GoingLoopy - 2005-06-27 22:37:17
Psychology/psychiatry are the "enemies" because if people actually made use of therapy, etc., they might not be quite as susceptible to indoctrination by the cult. And Jesus. Tom Cruise and JLo? I think that would be a sign of the apocalypse.
Poolagirl - 2005-06-28 00:55:33
I agree - asshole personified!
xquzme - 2005-06-28 06:57:52
I'm still giggling at the thought of Tom Cruise in black fishnet stockings... worth the price of admission!
Tom Cruise - 2005-06-28 07:44:06
Awww, that was nice. I would marry you if I weren't gay, er...I mean, engaged.
Blanketman - 2005-06-28 08:29:38
I would like to be Tome Cruies. I maybe an utter prick but at least I'd get to say I banged Nicole.
Thank god she saw the light.

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