GoingLoopy - 2005-05-02 23:20:48
If nipples are important, why is the mark of the uber-bra that it covers them up completely and makes the girls into little uniform lumps? And why you gots to be telling me that (a) $4 butter exists and (b) it's really good?
BlanketMan - 2005-05-03 05:58:42
Ok. So the nipples are important. After navigating a yacht to Le Havre (France, "Cheese eating surrender monkeys") at the weekend I was feeling a little tired. Whilst sat at a pavement cafe the crew and I were treated to one of the most magnificent set of nipples, presented through a thin pullover on hot day with the odd cooling sea breeze, that i have ever seen. I think my Headsail trimmer may possibly be at least Bi Curious as she was as excited as all the salty sea dog men.
I am the meanest bad boy in town.
are two things that make me happy about this statement. 1 you consider me to be a boy, and 2. You care.
Its not that exciting but if you had left your phone number on the mobile that may be mine or may not but if it is you then call me back, I would have told you.
Blanketman - 2005-05-03 06:02:14
Last paragraph starts with There and I should have mentioned that I perked as well so to speak.

I dont know why I bother. Here I am Brain the size of a plantet.......
Blanket idiot - 2005-05-03 06:03:24
That will be Planet. No wonder the kids of today are such half wits
twobaddogs - 2005-05-03 10:13:32
BlanketMan, you bring me endless joy and delight. I don't think that there's a damn thing wrong with checking out the nips on another woman, but I have a brain only the size of a meteor, so what do I know? I'll call you back, but make up some stuff so the story gets more exciting.

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