GoingLoopy - 2005-04-28 18:41:04
They tried that hard-contact shit with my blind ass, but I just said no. And I don't do the glasses in public thing very often, either...even though modern technology has reduced the coke-bottle factor somewhat. Why is lasering them so expensive, dammit!?
Poolagirl - 2005-04-28 19:08:29
Welcome to the club. I once let somebody drip Avon cologne into my eyes to make them smell good.
biodtl - 2005-04-29 08:26:20
I feel your pain. In fact, just last Wed., I accidentally fell asleep with my contacts in and ended up with a corneal ulcer. I have been forbidden to wear my contcats until further notice. So not only do I have to wear the Magoo specs, the eye strain is making my vision worse daily. I'm such an ass.
BigPimpinMBA - 2005-04-29 08:52:48
I was kind of hoping that this would turn into a story where you were forced to get on the bus blind and ended up sitting next to Rosie O'Donnell as a retarded girl and it could turn into a movie that is going to be the funniest movie in the history of man, which will air this Sunday. I was also hoping that, by the age of 32, I would learn how to avoide a run-on sentence.

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