hissandtell - 2005-04-14 23:18:55
I think that being a Suzanne Somers wanna-be might be just about the saddest achievement in the entire universe. (Especially considering that Suzanne was a Farrah Fawcett-Majors wanna-be.) Gosh, it's nearly up there with having backstage sex with one of Dexey's Midnight Runners. Love, R xxx
GoingLoopy - 2005-04-15 00:40:41
I had a gay friend who had every soundtrack to every bad musical ever made...and I agree that wanting to be Suzanne Somers would have to be pretty low on the list of "career options."
Wombat - 2005-04-15 02:01:46
Hey, let's not forget the mass o' cash that Ms. Fairchild made as an Old Navy Commercial personality a few years back.

That, my friends, is serendipity.
Blanket Man - 2005-04-15 03:58:50
Now over here we had a stage play of the Graduate.
Playing Mrs Robinson in a brief but nude seen where, in order of appearance:
Kathleen Turner
Jerry Hall
Amanda Donohoe
Anne Archer
Linda Gray
And its English not British.
Interested to learn that poolgirl is a pirate. Haha me hearties. Them pirates is everywhere. hahh. (swash and buckle, swash and buckle).
But no but yeah.
BigPimpinMBA - 2005-04-15 09:21:15
I haven't seen her up close in, I don't know..... forever, but she looked pretty good in the Old Navy commercials. But, of course, I'm just a stupid male that is helplessly controlled by what's in my pants.
twobaddogs - 2005-04-15 12:53:28
Sorry, Blanket Man. From now on I'll stick to calling you pommy bastards as I was taught by an Australian.
Gumphood - 2005-04-15 16:09:33
Honestly...A musical with Shaft. It would be terrible. Would Sam Jackson sing? "I'm gonna blast you muther fuacker...and run over ya in a trucka"

I mean that would be a funny 30 second bit on the Simpsons.
xqu - 2005-06-01 15:36:29
Re: the last sentence. Are you referring to Edde Izzard? Do share.
xquzme - 2005-06-01 15:37:03
Uhm, that was my lame ass hitting "done!" before I signed it.

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