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BigPimpinMBA - 2005-04-01 08:01:36
I think you must have been a dog in a previous life. I felt so much like I was KDHD, that I was drooling a lil bit and was leaning over to lick my crotch without much success.

Who's turning into a little naughty girl lately.... Strip clubs... Tucking money into cleavage and enjoying it. Meeee-ow.
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Blanket Man - 2005-04-01 10:25:38
So. I was right not to come out on those final leaving drinks. I can get into enough trouble on my own. I have now spurned alcohol in favour of my Olympic campaign. You do have a knack of making being riotously drunk quite sexy though. Hmmm.
Problem is we don�t have no strip clubs in this old Uni town as it would put the dons of there ponderings. Went to a good one in Sydney though. And when the very gorgeous girl offered me a private dance for only $80 (Australian) I accidentally replied �no thanks, $5 dollars for a taxi and I can be in bed with my naked girlfriend� Oh well.
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twobaddogs - 2005-04-01 10:40:01
No, BlanketMan, you were wrong to spurn the final leaving drinks. Were the final ones when I broke my nose or were those the penultimate ones? Even in Australian dollars, $80 sounds steep. You know, if you were, say, HERE instead of in the Uni town, charming though it is, it would cost you a mere 10 pounds to buy ME a lap dance. I'm just sayin'.
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