GoingLoopy - 2005-02-02 13:34:15
I'd have to agree with you. I think this is probably a gender difference, though...boys like to compare and discuss bodily functions whenver possible. Girls would rather not. Plus, it's really hard to keep a straight face when you know who is in the stall grunting and TALKING ON THEIR CELL PHONE while taking a shit. I'm just saying.
Andy - 2005-02-02 13:40:19
Are you saying you haven't gone to the bathroom since you left your home in the US? No wonder why you get moody...

I, like I suspect most people, prefer the home court advantage.
wen - 2005-02-02 13:42:21
BigPimp should stop whining about OneWetLeg not putting him on her favorites list. She dropped me off her favorites list months ago. After a great deal of therapy my therapist taught me that I can still be a whole person even if someone drops me off their favorites.

Whew, I thought that would be funnier, but I was wrong. 19 more days for you...YAY!
Andy - 2005-02-02 14:07:06
Who's this "one wet leg" you speak of? Do we need to "speak" to her? If so, I found a guy right here in D-land that claims to have a history of being involved in such matters. I think 2BD could bat a few eyelashes at him and he'd make this thing "go away". You know? fahgetabohit.
ayred-out - 2005-02-02 14:13:17
Sorry I'm late. I was in the bathroom. AT WORK!!!
BigPimpinMBA - 2005-02-02 14:13:30
If you think I was bad before...

I can't believe that you mentioned me in your entry and didn't even have the courtesy to bother to link to me. The nerve. No link AND I get to be abused by Miss TwoDogs who enjoys taking shots at the size of my head on my own comments page? I think not.

Now you can just call me D-Land Diva.

And if you didn't like me whoring myself out before, watch this...

Pooping at work? I actually somewhat enjoy it. In fact, I enjoy it so much, I wrote an entire entry about it RIGHT HERE. It's a lovely story involving Chinese food, Nina Sky, the Barenaked Ladies, and my felthra. I rule.
Amy - 2005-02-02 14:58:43
It doesn't usually bother me to poop at work...unless it's unusually stinky or...um...loud and there are others in the bathroom with me. Although, sometimes it doesn't bother me then either. I think it depends on the "vibe" being given off by the others in there with me. What does bother me is having to use a public restroom that isn't pristine in its cleanliness.
twobaddogs - 2005-02-03 04:48:58
Well, Pimp, it wasn't disrespect that caused me to not link you -- it was sheer, unadulterated laziness. I will correct my omission. But really, that noggin of yours must have its own weather system.
BigPimpinMBA - 2005-02-04 08:42:19
I was completely kidding, (Sarcasm has a way of coming across differently in writing than if sounded in my head!) but thanks anyway!
strychnine - 2005-02-06 15:46:08
Work-pooping (indeed, pooping in any public restroom) is to be avoided at all costs. Your friend is a freak for thinking otherwise. First of all, pooping is a very vulnerable activity and it's only logical that our vestigial caveman instincts would tell us to wait until we're in a very safe place, i.e at home. Secondly, poop is SMELLY. I wouldn't spray perfume in a restaurant; I wouldn't burn a pile of garbage in a shopping mall; so why would I inflict heinous poop smell in my work bathroom if it could possibly be avoided? It just seems like good manners to me. Other people have to use that space, you know. Thirdly, I am a girl, and as someone has already said, the open flaunting and comparison of bodily functions doesn't happen so much on my side of the gender fence. Based on empirical evidence (the lack of poop conversations amongst my female friends, plus all the movies I've watched), I have determined that most women don't poop. Just me, and sometimes fat chicks. So obviously I want to hide my freakish excretion capacity from my workmates. I always figure that if a coworker catches me coming out of a recently bestinked stall, she will delight in telling people "Guess who *I* saw in the bathroom just now? Strychnine! And she'd been POOPING!!!" It's possible I'm a tiny bit paranoid.
onewetleg - 2005-06-14 23:02:41
oh, how funny! i just found this while looking at my stats. i did not know i had caused such a controversy! the plain and simple reason i don't have pimp on my list is because i am on his notifylist! i read every word! and hairburner? when did i take her off my list? she must have not updated for months or something. i do that from time to time. clean the closet, you know? anyway. have fun!

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