GoingLoopy - 2005-01-24 10:14:52
That is why I cannot volunteer at an animal shelter. I already have three cats, two from a shelter and one from a friend who was allergic to her live-in's cat. And they have pet adoptions here all the time...and it hurts me to leave them. But I live in a teeny apartment. Sigh.
Andy - 2005-01-24 11:06:01
I'm sorry, did you say you had a pet turkey for 2 years and wouldn't let it use the phone of watch tv?
JuddHole - 2005-01-24 15:36:49
UpstairsNeighbor: "You sayin' we can't have parties?"
Me: "I'm not telling you that you can't do anything, I'm merely explaining the theory of 'action-reaction.'"
UpstairsNeighbor: "So, if we wake you up again, you're going to randomly ram a 4-foot Granite Drill through the floor?"
Me: "Precisely."
UpstairsNeighbor: "I don't think I can agree to that."
Me: "You don't have to fuckwad, you only have to watch where you're dancing on Thursday Fucking Nights from now on. Enjoy."

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