Andy - 2005-01-21 08:38:40
1-800-Burn-Poo is NOT a poop burning service. It's a sex line. Thanks 2BD, here I thought I was calling for a burning bag of poo and I get connected to a sex chat line. Now, the Comm guys are work are going to wonder why there is a $99.00 charge to the company phone.
Cookie KB - 2005-01-23 10:33:43
Lyle Lovett has conquered you at last. I knew you'd convert some day. 2BD, "I don't love you any less, but I can't love you any more..."
Tucker and Sophia - 2005-01-24 11:59:54
Greetings from two more bad dogs from San Diego. How nice to know you are out there in the world. You are now one of our faves! We are just getting started here at DiaryLand, and you have inspired us to no end.
hissandtell - 2005-01-25 03:19:58
I know what gammon is! As far as I understand, one cooks it into a delightfully toothsome tender-minced mouse pie when one can't procure bacon. Or so I seem to recall from my Peter Rabbit books. (Oh, it's also a north Queensland aboriginal expression meaning "nonsense" - as in, "Ahhh, that's gammon, mate, big wish for you!") Hope this helped - no, no, thank me later. Love, R xxx

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