Andy - 2004-12-02 12:45:54
A I told mentalimages,yesterday "Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!"
Greg - 2004-12-02 14:42:59
I think Andy may be able to beat me at obscure Simpson's lines! That's one of my favorite Troy McLure lines, next his perfume "Smellin'a'Troy".
culomal - 2004-12-03 09:17:32
Douglas Adams so ripped that idea off. Though I suppose he gets points for turning "died of ecstasy" to "suicide". http://www.dogpatchusa.com/shmoo.html "According to Shmoo legend, the lovable creature laid eggs, gave milk and died of sheer esctasy when looked at with hunger."
Socar - 2004-12-05 11:03:30
I read an article once about an orange-like fruit that had meat (or a meat-like substance, at any rate) in it, instead of orange slices. I can't remember whether this was something that had actually been made, or just someone's weird idea, though.

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