2006-07-06
What Would Buster Do?
On a crippled child
On several statues depicting the baby Jesus
On orphans from war-torn nations
On an endangered species
I am so glad there weren�t any bushes around.
�Do you let your dogs pee on YOUR bushes?�
�Yes. I would also allow them to pee on your face, you syphilitic old harpy.�
In my usual style, I left out the best bits of yesterday�s encounter:
1) The syphilitic old harpy in the PT Loser had a big �W� sticker on her car and has a big cross attached to the side of her house. Go figure. What Would Jesus Do? I think he�d start by vaporizing W and ending this awful war instead of worrying about some shrubbery. Maybe that�s what the obsession over bushes is about. Maybe it�s bushes with a capital B.
2) When she first pulled up to me, Buster, ever over-friendly, put his paws up on her car and stuck his head into the passenger window, wagging his tail. Ha ha. That, sir, is what Jesus would do. If he had a tail.
EduMart is now blocking GoogleTalk, making all forms of at-work IMing very, very difficult. You suck, EduMart!
I have noticed recently that almost all of the people who stumble in here via a search engine are looking for information related to something their dog has eaten. Are cockroaches bad for dogs? Are marshmallows bad for dogs? Here�s my expert opinion: Unless it has a skull and crossbones on the label, it�s probably going to be OK. You might have some squishy poo to deal with for a while. Just don�t, whatever you do, let your dogs pee on Mimi Cavender�s bushes, for fuck�s sake! We�re not savages, after all!
This morning I tried to take a picture of my new favorite spider, but every time I came close with the camera she darted behind the door jamb. She is my favorite because she is currently sucking the essence out of a cockroach. This is why you should never kill a spider.
In the absence of Spider Dining on Roach pictures (sigh), here are some others.
Remember that time the greggers bought me a painting in a bar? This is why. See the resemblance? Oh, by the way, the dog is on the right.
Same dog, really tired.
