There are no bad owners, only bad dogs

2004-10-04

Yin and Yang

Good thing about England: You can buy booze at the gas station.
Bad thing about England: It costs $50 to fill your tank even when the tank is already 1/3 full.
Good thing about England: They have the proper attitude about cheese.
Bad thing about England: They don't understand the concept of ice cubes.
Good thing about England: Friday pub lunch.
Bad thing about England: The weather.
Good thing about England: Indian restaurants everywhere.
Bad thing about England: Appalling sandwiches served for lunch (once I had a cat food sandwich. With cucumbers.)
Good thing about England: I'm close to my monkey and can see him as often as I can afford to rent a car and pay for the gas.
Bad thing about England: The highway "system."
Neutral thing about England: Driving on the wrong side of the road and shifting with your left hand isn't as hard as you might think it would be.
Good thing about England: No one at work pays much attention to me and I'm getting used to goofing off. Exhibit A: You're reading it.
Weird thing about England: The cashiers at the grocery stores sit down as they beep your groceries over the scanner. They don't bag your groceries for you. They're never in any particular hurry to get things moving.

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