1. a couch
2. another couch
3. the tags from many t-shirts, neatly nibbled off at the seam
4. the cover of several rented dvds
5. too many shoes to count
6. half a taco found on a home construction site
7. the wrapper from said taco
8. two sticks of butter (same day)
9. one � pound block of cheese
10. the handle of my hairbrush
11. a wad of hair from my hairbrush (got stuck in her butt when she was pooping�had to be manually removed by me)
12. a plastic bag full of cat poop
13. cat poop not contained in a plastic bag
14. the crotch of multiple underwears
15. the crotch of multiple boxer shorts
16. the armpit area of several brassieres
17. used feminine products
18. paper towels used to wrap up and discard the afterbirth produced when a stray cat gave birth to three kittens in my garage
19. the aforementioned afterbirth
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