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2007-08-29 - -
2006-11-26 - Too cute.
2006-11-15 - -
2006-10-05 - Meet Sweety Pie
2006-10-03 - I had a bad case of the Mondays.
2006-09-29 - Bad karma.
2006-09-28 - Maybe they'll fix the glitch.
2006-09-17 - Blame Canada.
2006-09-11 - Don't smell the sleeping dog.
2006-08-22 - Wherein nothing much happens.
2006-08-10 - I may be boring, but at least I'm not Dave Navarro.
2006-08-01 - I complain, therefore I am.
2006-07-27 - LABRAMUTE!!
2006-07-26 - Incommunicado.
2006-07-20 - Hard habits to break.
2006-07-19 - Oh, my.
2006-07-16 - Where the Wild Things Are.
2006-07-06 - What Would Buster Do?
2006-07-05 - Continuing tales from the life of a Nut Magnet.
2006-06-14 - Can I just tell you? I'm trying to update more.
2006-06-13 - A belated Mother's Day gift and more.
2006-05-25 - Got My Foot in your Ass?
2006-05-16 - I'm on LoonAway, myself.
2006-05-11 - I once asked what "donzerly light" was.
2006-05-02 - Jury doody, job search, boobs.
2006-04-25 - Warning: Crappy poetry ahead!
2006-04-23 - The lame, the bad, and the ugly.
2006-04-19 - Ask Again Later
2006-04-18 - Happy Freakin' Easter
2006-04-04 - It's a bit DaDa today.
2006-03-30 - Cryin', over me...
2006-03-24 - DIY Done Wrong.
2006-03-17 - Devil Dogs: Hounds from Heck!!
2006-03-15 - I also have a Michael Anthony Hall Big Head doll.
2006-03-14 - Goodbye, Mr. Chirps.
2006-03-10 - -
2006-03-08 - So this is how Mr. Kotter felt.
2006-02-05 - I am having a protest cocktail right now.
2006-02-02 - My pants are two kinds of wet!
2006-01-24 - I graduated from Clown College. Can I work at EduMart?
2006-01-18 - home home home i want home.
2006-01-17 - In which not much happens, but I cover lots of territory.
2005-12-30 - I hope Campbell's doesn't steal this concept.
2005-12-30 - Random musings and blatherings.
2005-12-24 - Have a White Noggin!!
2005-12-12 - I support vocational education for a reason.
2005-12-04 - What a feeling...
2005-12-04 - What a feeling...
2005-12-01 - Yellow feathers in her hair, where can I find a woman like that?
2005-11-30 - Tales from beyond the Stupid
2005-11-28 - Yay! It's eggnog season FINALLY.
2005-11-21 - wooooooooooooooooooooo
2005-11-16 - A Cosmo Quiz
2005-11-10 - That you gimme no That you gimme no That you gimme no sou- ou- ou- oulll
2005-10-31 - Boo.
2005-10-27 - Time for some deep, cleansing breaths.
2005-10-25 - Disgusting stump pictures herein
2005-10-24 - My job ate my brain, then vomited.
2005-10-13 - Wishing I were interesting, and pensive about how I know how and when to use the subjunctive case.
2005-10-11 - Eight lives left.
2005-10-08 - All I Ever Wanted...
2005-10-08 - -
2005-09-26 - In which I bore you to tears.
2005-09-22 - It's not even going to rain.
2005-09-19 - Marc Jacobs for Chief Justice!
2005-09-15 - Pictures of pets, plus pictures of non-pets
2005-09-12 - test pattern
2005-09-06 - I tell a bit about nothing.
2005-09-01 - Employment Needed.
2005-08-30 - Dogs and crabs and racial slurs... Oh, my!
2005-08-25 - Someone should probably warn Ira Glass...
2005-08-24 - My dog smells like Fritos, not Tostitos.
2005-08-23 - I'm thinking of getting a Navy SEAL to help organize my closets.
2005-08-18 - a short description of this entry
2005-08-18 - Itchy and cranky.
2005-08-17 - Unintelligible Design
2005-08-14 - It's a wild, wild life.
2005-08-12 - We need to talk.
2005-08-08 - Jon:Adam::Angels:Pus
2005-08-04 - It's meshuggeneh.
2005-08-02 - Are you all going to get into that tiny car?
2005-08-01 - Must Hate Job.
2005-07-28 - Mispeling words botherrs me alot.
2005-07-27 - A heartfelt plea
2005-07-26 - Yard guy, ambivalence, and fat.
2005-07-21 - Coming Soon: Bitching About the Lawn Guy.
2005-07-21 - I need a 12-step program.
2005-07-20 - A Voyage through the Doldrums.
2005-07-19 - One Bad Dog.
2005-07-18 - snif
2005-07-14 - My brain hurts.
2005-07-05 - Too tired for a title.
2005-06-30 - HR=Hades'Rewards
2005-06-28 - The Pinnocchio Effect
2005-06-27 - I Got Your Glib Right Here, Buddy!
2005-06-23 - I wonder if his first name is Dick?
2005-06-22 - Sort of back from the dead, but not really.
2005-06-15 - Congratulations!!
2005-06-14 - I love the smell of Labrador in the morning...
2005-06-13 - Home!
2005-06-09 - So glad I'll die when I'm 61...
2005-06-07 - Barnaby Baretta Quincy, MD
2005-06-06 - Fruit Schmoot
2005-06-03 - Flock of Fat Asses
2005-06-02 - Just fire him already!!
2005-06-01 - -
2005-05-31 - I don't really think children are our future.
2005-05-27 - Not soon enough
2005-05-26 - The sort of nonsense up with which I don't mind putting.
2005-05-25 - Lame.
2005-05-24 - Public Service Announcement
2005-05-23 - The Silence of the Grackles
2005-05-20 - Maybe he should try the Mock Apple Pie made with Ritz crackers...
2005-05-19 - Do me, Frodo!
2005-05-18 - Restless Dog Syndrome
2005-05-17 - Bored, boreder, boredest
2005-05-16 - I'm wearing earrings made of piggy snouts.
2005-05-15 - It's like the Midas touch, only with shit.
2005-05-13 - Red Rum, Red Rum, Red Rum
2005-05-10 - Go ahead and jump -- off the roof.
2005-05-09 - I should be working; instead I'm doing this. It's an addiction.
2005-05-08 - Is this what Harper Lee meant?
2005-05-04 - Pam Greer will play me in "La Vie de Deux Chiens Mechants" only with subtitles.
2005-05-03 - Un Peu de Tout = An Assortment of Nonsense
2005-05-02 - Torture contained herein: Read at your own risk.
2005-04-29 - Going into the witness protection program for this:
2005-04-28 - A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury...
2005-04-27 - Despondency
2005-04-26 - NOT!!
2005-04-25 - Silence of the Sparrows
2005-04-25 - And now you're all caught up.
2005-04-22 - At least she didn't do the Skipper.
2005-04-21 - Ummm, we lost at the Alamo. Right?
2005-04-20 - Booha!
2005-04-19 - I hate old ladies wearing magenta jackets.
2005-04-19 - Is it Friday yet? Why not?
2005-04-18 - Yeah, so not much happened...
2005-04-14 - If it were Heather Locklear, then you've got something.
2005-04-14 - Like the last time we went to "Just Jack!"
2005-04-13 - Will Andrew Lloyd Weber have to re-write "Cats"?
2005-04-12 - Literally wearing rags.
2005-04-11 - An entry sans purpose.
2005-04-11 - Desperate Housewife Sleeps Her Way to Lower Management.
2005-04-09 - Welcome to the Doll House, but take the bus to get there.
2005-04-08 - Rhymes with "routine," tastes like ass.
2005-04-07 - I heart curds.
2005-04-06 - I'm heading for the bar graph now.
2005-04-06 - Therapy
2005-04-05 - There were guts everywhere.
2005-04-04 - Murder, she yelped.
2005-04-04 - Hey, Disney, make a musical out of this.
2005-04-01 - Il Fiat e morto.
2005-03-31 - What doth the little busy bee?
2005-03-30 - Where I quote rap lyrics with only a hint of sarcasm.
2005-03-29 - Interlude
2005-03-29 - I'm expecting to find nail clippings in the conference room.
2005-03-28 - A Passage to a Knuckle Sandwich.
2005-03-27 - If you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain...
2005-03-25 - We're probably having Critter Surprise tonight.
2005-03-24 - Child care is a craft, a skill that must be learned from a master.
2005-03-23 - And I would hold him and squeeze him and call him George.
2005-03-22 - Oddly serious.
2005-03-21 - Still waiting for my pony.
2005-03-20 - Creatively bankrupt. As well as financially.
2005-03-17 - And then a big train went into a tunnel.
2005-03-16 - We were out of Ghirardelli.
2005-03-15 - Oy.
2005-03-14 - Jeff Foxworthy would be proud.
2005-03-11 - It's a game I never win.
2005-03-09 - Or just have her spayed.
2005-03-07 - The dude abides.
2005-03-04 - Requiem for a Pedophile. I wish.
2005-03-02 - Prizes for the best prank suggestions.
2005-03-01 - Meeeee-ow!
2005-02-28 - Jewish Lightning
2005-02-24 - Or maybe she has cramps
2005-02-23 - -
2005-02-23 - But not as smart as a pecan
2005-02-22 - Oh my god, these chocodiles...
2005-02-20 - HOME!!
2005-02-18 - Your results say that you may hurt yourself often.
2005-02-16 - Not counting today, two to go.
2005-02-15 - Get your tails ready to wag until it hurts!
2005-02-14 - And now it's time for Holstein gymnastics...
2005-02-11 - Does this thing have a fast-forward button?
2005-02-10 - You should see the other guy
2005-02-09 - Another day, another big X on the calendar
2005-02-08 - Today in 2BadDogs....
2005-02-07 - Only 9 "work" days to go!!
2005-02-06 - Kelly's grammar corner II
2005-02-04 - Lady Willpower, it's now or never.
2005-02-03 - Mastiff + weiner dog = stiff weiner
2005-02-02 - Is my head too small?
2005-02-01 - Then who is the low hanging fruit?
2005-01-30 - No, Farther is better.
2005-01-27 - Ding Dong, part 2
2005-01-26 - The doctor says if I stop picking my nose it won't bleed as much.
2005-01-25 - Don't order this.
2005-01-24 - Theater of the absurd.
2005-01-21 - 31 days to go.
2005-01-19 - 35
2005-01-18 - The best part is at the end. Skip all that other crap.
2005-01-17 - The cake to people ratio is too low.
2005-01-14 - Stay immature and keep strangers happy.
2005-01-13 - Why are "morons" called "morons"?
2005-01-12 - Radio 1 does something reasonable.
2005-01-11 - Hillary Clinton knows who killed JFK.
2005-01-09 - La Veccia y il ragazzo.
2005-01-08 - Counting the days.
2004-12-30 - Bah.
2004-12-17 - Mental diarrhea
2004-12-16 - ...so little time.
2004-12-15 - My medication needs readjusting
2004-12-14 - It makes me want to poke someone's eye out.
2004-12-13 - Look what I found!
2004-12-11 - Kack!
2004-12-10 - Yeah, I'll poke yer haunches.
2004-12-09 - Pitchers
2004-12-09 - Time saving tip: Don't wash your hair -- just put it in a ponytail!
2004-12-08 - 5 + 7 + 5 = ?
2004-12-07 - Like a baby's arm
2004-12-07 - In Defense of Non-linear Thought
2004-12-06 - The Book Nook-y
2004-12-05 - Night of the Lepus
2004-12-02 - Blame Greg. It's his fault.
2004-12-02 - Somnia
2004-12-01 - Popular reality show.
2004-11-30 - Chocolate labs don't really taste like chocolate: hard lesson to learn
2004-11-29 - Michael Crichton is an arse.
2004-11-26 - Randomized Crap
2004-11-24 - I'll see your pie and raise you a yam.
2004-11-23 - I'm pretty sure it weighed well over 3 pounds.
2004-11-22 - Moo
2004-11-19 - What's British for "red-headed step-child"?
2004-11-18 - Yorkshire pudding isn't really pudding, either.
2004-11-17 - -
2004-11-16 - Let's face it, boys. I'm pooped.
2004-11-13 - "I'll have the calendar circle of spicy ribs, please."
2004-11-10 - A long, sad tale of Trudy
2004-11-10 - Ding Dong
2004-11-10 - There's a fresh "crop" in the driveway.
2004-11-09 - So sue me.
2004-11-08 - Good stuff.
2004-11-08 - Nostra-dammit
2004-11-04 - -
2004-11-03 - All in all, probably a good day
2004-11-02 - Journalism? I don't think so.
2004-11-01 - Better stories than that castle crap
2004-11-01 - Set your clocks back -- 40 years!!
2004-10-29 - Wensleydale
2004-10-29 - Now, THIS is flat
2004-10-28 - Kelly's grammar corner
2004-10-27 - More random crap -- what did you expect?
2004-10-26 - Alpo Surprise
2004-10-25 - Internet bride
2004-10-23 - Drunk hobbits coming soon
2004-10-22 - This entry defies (a short) description
2004-10-21 - Porn for short people
2004-10-21 - Bruxism
2004-10-19 - When you say "Wisconsin," you've said it all
2004-10-18 - Random crap generator
2004-10-15 - Another night in the dark
2004-10-14 - Things a pimp might say
2004-10-13 - Oink!
2004-10-13 - Mr. Toad's wild ride
2004-10-08 - Randomized stuff generator
2004-10-06 - Election? What election?
2004-10-05 - Michael Dell is a booger eating bed wetter
2004-10-04 - Yin and Yang
2004-09-30 - Be creative
2004-09-30 - Ikea may be carrying my designs this season!
2004-09-28 - Another way to tax people!
2004-09-28 - Is OCD a rap group from the 80s?
2004-09-27 - www.target.com
2004-09-26 - -
2004-09-24 - -
2004-09-22 - ...which leads to uncontrollable twitching...
2004-09-21 - -
2004-09-20 - A new use for toast
2004-09-19 - -
2004-09-16 - Ireland!
2004-09-12 - -
2004-09-11 - Here they call it a ''cock up,'' but I'll continue with the traditional ''cluster fuck.''
2004-09-03 - The Life and Times of Katy
2004-09-02 - You are my density.
2004-08-31 - Iguanas!
2004-08-30 - I know I'm a bad driver, but...
2004-08-27 - Dust bunnies
2004-08-26 - Corn pudding
2004-08-26 - corn
2004-08-24 - A Long Day
2004-08-23 - O.C. and Stiggs
2004-08-23 - Hotel San Jose
2004-08-17 - A Squirrel's Tale (hah!)
2004-08-16 - Helloo, Pantsberg. Subtitle: Why I hate to travel
2004-08-11 - Weeee weee weeee!
2004-08-10 - Circle of Life
2004-08-09 - That not-so-fresh feeling
2004-08-06 - -
2004-08-05 - Things Greg hates about San Antonio
2004-08-04 - Lazy and bored...
2004-08-03 - I'm a Katy whore
2004-08-02 - An Enchanting Musk
2004-07-30 - Random musings
2004-07-26 - How grown-ups solve problems
2004-07-26 - A Tall Glass of Lambrusco over Ice
2004-07-23 - Things my dog has eaten
2004-07-23 - No sleep for two nights
2004-07-21 - I need a helper monkey
2004-07-19 - Tropical punch
2004-07-19 - How pedophiles change our behavior
2004-07-16 - Plotting Carl's downfall
2004-07-15 - Aren't neighbors great?
2004-07-15 - Dairyland

2007-08-29 - -
2006-11-26 - Too cute.
2006-11-15 - -
2006-10-05 - Meet Sweety Pie
2006-10-03 - I had a bad case of the Mondays.
2006-09-29 - Bad karma.
2006-09-28 - Maybe they'll fix the glitch.
2006-09-17 - Blame Canada.
2006-09-11 - Don't smell the sleeping dog.
2006-08-22 - Wherein nothing much happens.
2006-08-10 - I may be boring, but at least I'm not Dave Navarro.
2006-08-01 - I complain, therefore I am.
2006-07-27 - LABRAMUTE!!
2006-07-26 - Incommunicado.
2006-07-20 - Hard habits to break.
2006-07-19 - Oh, my.
2006-07-16 - Where the Wild Things Are.
2006-07-06 - What Would Buster Do?
2006-07-05 - Continuing tales from the life of a Nut Magnet.
2006-06-14 - Can I just tell you? I'm trying to update more.
2006-06-13 - A belated Mother's Day gift and more.
2006-05-25 - Got My Foot in your Ass?
2006-05-16 - I'm on LoonAway, myself.
2006-05-11 - I once asked what "donzerly light" was.
2006-05-02 - Jury doody, job search, boobs.
2006-04-25 - Warning: Crappy poetry ahead!
2006-04-23 - The lame, the bad, and the ugly.
2006-04-19 - Ask Again Later
2006-04-18 - Happy Freakin' Easter
2006-04-04 - It's a bit DaDa today.
2006-03-30 - Cryin', over me...
2006-03-24 - DIY Done Wrong.
2006-03-17 - Devil Dogs: Hounds from Heck!!
2006-03-15 - I also have a Michael Anthony Hall Big Head doll.
2006-03-14 - Goodbye, Mr. Chirps.
2006-03-10 - -
2006-03-08 - So this is how Mr. Kotter felt.
2006-02-05 - I am having a protest cocktail right now.
2006-02-02 - My pants are two kinds of wet!
2006-01-24 - I graduated from Clown College. Can I work at EduMart?
2006-01-18 - home home home i want home.
2006-01-17 - In which not much happens, but I cover lots of territory.
2005-12-30 - I hope Campbell's doesn't steal this concept.
2005-12-30 - Random musings and blatherings.
2005-12-24 - Have a White Noggin!!
2005-12-12 - I support vocational education for a reason.
2005-12-04 - What a feeling...
2005-12-04 - What a feeling...
2005-12-01 - Yellow feathers in her hair, where can I find a woman like that?
2005-11-30 - Tales from beyond the Stupid
2005-11-28 - Yay! It's eggnog season FINALLY.
2005-11-21 - wooooooooooooooooooooo
2005-11-16 - A Cosmo Quiz
2005-11-10 - That you gimme no That you gimme no That you gimme no sou- ou- ou- oulll
2005-10-31 - Boo.
2005-10-27 - Time for some deep, cleansing breaths.
2005-10-25 - Disgusting stump pictures herein
2005-10-24 - My job ate my brain, then vomited.
2005-10-13 - Wishing I were interesting, and pensive about how I know how and when to use the subjunctive case.
2005-10-11 - Eight lives left.
2005-10-08 - All I Ever Wanted...
2005-10-08 - -
2005-09-26 - In which I bore you to tears.
2005-09-22 - It's not even going to rain.
2005-09-19 - Marc Jacobs for Chief Justice!
2005-09-15 - Pictures of pets, plus pictures of non-pets
2005-09-12 - test pattern
2005-09-06 - I tell a bit about nothing.
2005-09-01 - Employment Needed.
2005-08-30 - Dogs and crabs and racial slurs... Oh, my!
2005-08-25 - Someone should probably warn Ira Glass...
2005-08-24 - My dog smells like Fritos, not Tostitos.
2005-08-23 - I'm thinking of getting a Navy SEAL to help organize my closets.
2005-08-18 - a short description of this entry
2005-08-18 - Itchy and cranky.
2005-08-17 - Unintelligible Design
2005-08-14 - It's a wild, wild life.
2005-08-12 - We need to talk.
2005-08-08 - Jon:Adam::Angels:Pus
2005-08-04 - It's meshuggeneh.
2005-08-02 - Are you all going to get into that tiny car?
2005-08-01 - Must Hate Job.
2005-07-28 - Mispeling words botherrs me alot.
2005-07-27 - A heartfelt plea
2005-07-26 - Yard guy, ambivalence, and fat.
2005-07-21 - Coming Soon: Bitching About the Lawn Guy.
2005-07-21 - I need a 12-step program.
2005-07-20 - A Voyage through the Doldrums.
2005-07-19 - One Bad Dog.
2005-07-18 - snif
2005-07-14 - My brain hurts.
2005-07-05 - Too tired for a title.
2005-06-30 - HR=Hades'Rewards
2005-06-28 - The Pinnocchio Effect
2005-06-27 - I Got Your Glib Right Here, Buddy!
2005-06-23 - I wonder if his first name is Dick?
2005-06-22 - Sort of back from the dead, but not really.
2005-06-15 - Congratulations!!
2005-06-14 - I love the smell of Labrador in the morning...
2005-06-13 - Home!
2005-06-09 - So glad I'll die when I'm 61...
2005-06-07 - Barnaby Baretta Quincy, MD
2005-06-06 - Fruit Schmoot
2005-06-03 - Flock of Fat Asses
2005-06-02 - Just fire him already!!
2005-06-01 - -
2005-05-31 - I don't really think children are our future.
2005-05-27 - Not soon enough
2005-05-26 - The sort of nonsense up with which I don't mind putting.
2005-05-25 - Lame.
2005-05-24 - Public Service Announcement
2005-05-23 - The Silence of the Grackles
2005-05-20 - Maybe he should try the Mock Apple Pie made with Ritz crackers...
2005-05-19 - Do me, Frodo!
2005-05-18 - Restless Dog Syndrome
2005-05-17 - Bored, boreder, boredest
2005-05-16 - I'm wearing earrings made of piggy snouts.
2005-05-15 - It's like the Midas touch, only with shit.
2005-05-13 - Red Rum, Red Rum, Red Rum
2005-05-10 - Go ahead and jump -- off the roof.
2005-05-09 - I should be working; instead I'm doing this. It's an addiction.
2005-05-08 - Is this what Harper Lee meant?
2005-05-04 - Pam Greer will play me in "La Vie de Deux Chiens Mechants" only with subtitles.
2005-05-03 - Un Peu de Tout = An Assortment of Nonsense
2005-05-02 - Torture contained herein: Read at your own risk.
2005-04-29 - Going into the witness protection program for this:
2005-04-28 - A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury...
2005-04-27 - Despondency
2005-04-26 - NOT!!
2005-04-25 - Silence of the Sparrows
2005-04-25 - And now you're all caught up.
2005-04-22 - At least she didn't do the Skipper.
2005-04-21 - Ummm, we lost at the Alamo. Right?
2005-04-20 - Booha!
2005-04-19 - I hate old ladies wearing magenta jackets.
2005-04-19 - Is it Friday yet? Why not?
2005-04-18 - Yeah, so not much happened...
2005-04-14 - If it were Heather Locklear, then you've got something.
2005-04-14 - Like the last time we went to "Just Jack!"
2005-04-13 - Will Andrew Lloyd Weber have to re-write "Cats"?
2005-04-12 - Literally wearing rags.
2005-04-11 - An entry sans purpose.
2005-04-11 - Desperate Housewife Sleeps Her Way to Lower Management.
2005-04-09 - Welcome to the Doll House, but take the bus to get there.
2005-04-08 - Rhymes with "routine," tastes like ass.
2005-04-07 - I heart curds.
2005-04-06 - I'm heading for the bar graph now.
2005-04-06 - Therapy
2005-04-05 - There were guts everywhere.
2005-04-04 - Murder, she yelped.
2005-04-04 - Hey, Disney, make a musical out of this.
2005-04-01 - Il Fiat e morto.
2005-03-31 - What doth the little busy bee?
2005-03-30 - Where I quote rap lyrics with only a hint of sarcasm.
2005-03-29 - Interlude
2005-03-29 - I'm expecting to find nail clippings in the conference room.
2005-03-28 - A Passage to a Knuckle Sandwich.
2005-03-27 - If you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain...
2005-03-25 - We're probably having Critter Surprise tonight.
2005-03-24 - Child care is a craft, a skill that must be learned from a master.
2005-03-23 - And I would hold him and squeeze him and call him George.
2005-03-22 - Oddly serious.
2005-03-21 - Still waiting for my pony.
2005-03-20 - Creatively bankrupt. As well as financially.
2005-03-17 - And then a big train went into a tunnel.
2005-03-16 - We were out of Ghirardelli.
2005-03-15 - Oy.
2005-03-14 - Jeff Foxworthy would be proud.
2005-03-11 - It's a game I never win.
2005-03-09 - Or just have her spayed.
2005-03-07 - The dude abides.
2005-03-04 - Requiem for a Pedophile. I wish.
2005-03-02 - Prizes for the best prank suggestions.
2005-03-01 - Meeeee-ow!
2005-02-28 - Jewish Lightning
2005-02-24 - Or maybe she has cramps
2005-02-23 - -
2005-02-23 - But not as smart as a pecan
2005-02-22 - Oh my god, these chocodiles...
2005-02-20 - HOME!!
2005-02-18 - Your results say that you may hurt yourself often.
2005-02-16 - Not counting today, two to go.
2005-02-15 - Get your tails ready to wag until it hurts!
2005-02-14 - And now it's time for Holstein gymnastics...
2005-02-11 - Does this thing have a fast-forward button?
2005-02-10 - You should see the other guy
2005-02-09 - Another day, another big X on the calendar
2005-02-08 - Today in 2BadDogs....
2005-02-07 - Only 9 "work" days to go!!
2005-02-06 - Kelly's grammar corner II
2005-02-04 - Lady Willpower, it's now or never.
2005-02-03 - Mastiff + weiner dog = stiff weiner
2005-02-02 - Is my head too small?
2005-02-01 - Then who is the low hanging fruit?
2005-01-30 - No, Farther is better.
2005-01-27 - Ding Dong, part 2
2005-01-26 - The doctor says if I stop picking my nose it won't bleed as much.
2005-01-25 - Don't order this.
2005-01-24 - Theater of the absurd.
2005-01-21 - 31 days to go.
2005-01-19 - 35
2005-01-18 - The best part is at the end. Skip all that other crap.
2005-01-17 - The cake to people ratio is too low.
2005-01-14 - Stay immature and keep strangers happy.
2005-01-13 - Why are "morons" called "morons"?
2005-01-12 - Radio 1 does something reasonable.
2005-01-11 - Hillary Clinton knows who killed JFK.
2005-01-09 - La Veccia y il ragazzo.
2005-01-08 - Counting the days.
2004-12-30 - Bah.
2004-12-17 - Mental diarrhea
2004-12-16 - ...so little time.
2004-12-15 - My medication needs readjusting
2004-12-14 - It makes me want to poke someone's eye out.
2004-12-13 - Look what I found!
2004-12-11 - Kack!
2004-12-10 - Yeah, I'll poke yer haunches.
2004-12-09 - Pitchers
2004-12-09 - Time saving tip: Don't wash your hair -- just put it in a ponytail!
2004-12-08 - 5 + 7 + 5 = ?
2004-12-07 - Like a baby's arm
2004-12-07 - In Defense of Non-linear Thought
2004-12-06 - The Book Nook-y
2004-12-05 - Night of the Lepus
2004-12-02 - Blame Greg. It's his fault.
2004-12-02 - Somnia
2004-12-01 - Popular reality show.
2004-11-30 - Chocolate labs don't really taste like chocolate: hard lesson to learn
2004-11-29 - Michael Crichton is an arse.
2004-11-26 - Randomized Crap
2004-11-24 - I'll see your pie and raise you a yam.
2004-11-23 - I'm pretty sure it weighed well over 3 pounds.
2004-11-22 - Moo
2004-11-19 - What's British for "red-headed step-child"?
2004-11-18 - Yorkshire pudding isn't really pudding, either.
2004-11-17 - -
2004-11-16 - Let's face it, boys. I'm pooped.
2004-11-13 - "I'll have the calendar circle of spicy ribs, please."
2004-11-10 - A long, sad tale of Trudy
2004-11-10 - Ding Dong
2004-11-10 - There's a fresh "crop" in the driveway.
2004-11-09 - So sue me.
2004-11-08 - Good stuff.
2004-11-08 - Nostra-dammit
2004-11-04 - -
2004-11-03 - All in all, probably a good day
2004-11-02 - Journalism? I don't think so.
2004-11-01 - Better stories than that castle crap
2004-11-01 - Set your clocks back -- 40 years!!
2004-10-29 - Wensleydale
2004-10-29 - Now, THIS is flat
2004-10-28 - Kelly's grammar corner
2004-10-27 - More random crap -- what did you expect?
2004-10-26 - Alpo Surprise
2004-10-25 - Internet bride
2004-10-23 - Drunk hobbits coming soon
2004-10-22 - This entry defies (a short) description
2004-10-21 - Porn for short people
2004-10-21 - Bruxism
2004-10-19 - When you say "Wisconsin," you've said it all
2004-10-18 - Random crap generator
2004-10-15 - Another night in the dark
2004-10-14 - Things a pimp might say
2004-10-13 - Oink!
2004-10-13 - Mr. Toad's wild ride
2004-10-08 - Randomized stuff generator
2004-10-06 - Election? What election?
2004-10-05 - Michael Dell is a booger eating bed wetter
2004-10-04 - Yin and Yang
2004-09-30 - Be creative
2004-09-30 - Ikea may be carrying my designs this season!
2004-09-28 - Another way to tax people!
2004-09-28 - Is OCD a rap group from the 80s?
2004-09-27 - www.target.com
2004-09-26 - -
2004-09-24 - -
2004-09-22 - ...which leads to uncontrollable twitching...
2004-09-21 - -
2004-09-20 - A new use for toast
2004-09-19 - -
2004-09-16 - Ireland!
2004-09-12 - -
2004-09-11 - Here they call it a ''cock up,'' but I'll continue with the traditional ''cluster fuck.''
2004-09-03 - The Life and Times of Katy
2004-09-02 - You are my density.
2004-08-31 - Iguanas!
2004-08-30 - I know I'm a bad driver, but...
2004-08-27 - Dust bunnies
2004-08-26 - Corn pudding
2004-08-26 - corn
2004-08-24 - A Long Day
2004-08-23 - O.C. and Stiggs
2004-08-23 - Hotel San Jose
2004-08-17 - A Squirrel's Tale (hah!)
2004-08-16 - Helloo, Pantsberg. Subtitle: Why I hate to travel
2004-08-11 - Weeee weee weeee!
2004-08-10 - Circle of Life
2004-08-09 - That not-so-fresh feeling
2004-08-06 - -
2004-08-05 - Things Greg hates about San Antonio
2004-08-04 - Lazy and bored...
2004-08-03 - I'm a Katy whore
2004-08-02 - An Enchanting Musk
2004-07-30 - Random musings
2004-07-26 - How grown-ups solve problems
2004-07-26 - A Tall Glass of Lambrusco over Ice
2004-07-23 - Things my dog has eaten
2004-07-23 - No sleep for two nights
2004-07-21 - I need a helper monkey
2004-07-19 - Tropical punch
2004-07-19 - How pedophiles change our behavior
2004-07-16 - Plotting Carl's downfall
2004-07-15 - Aren't neighbors great?
2004-07-15 - Dairyland

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