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2007-08-29 - - 2006-11-26 - Too cute. 2006-11-15 - - 2006-10-05 - Meet Sweety Pie 2006-10-03 - I had a bad case of the Mondays. 2006-09-29 - Bad karma. 2006-09-28 - Maybe they'll fix the glitch. 2006-09-17 - Blame Canada. 2006-09-11 - Don't smell the sleeping dog. 2006-08-22 - Wherein nothing much happens. 2006-08-10 - I may be boring, but at least I'm not Dave Navarro. 2006-08-01 - I complain, therefore I am. 2006-07-27 - LABRAMUTE!! 2006-07-26 - Incommunicado. 2006-07-20 - Hard habits to break. 2006-07-19 - Oh, my. 2006-07-16 - Where the Wild Things Are. 2006-07-06 - What Would Buster Do? 2006-07-05 - Continuing tales from the life of a Nut Magnet. 2006-06-14 - Can I just tell you? I'm trying to update more. 2006-06-13 - A belated Mother's Day gift and more. 2006-05-25 - Got My Foot in your Ass? 2006-05-16 - I'm on LoonAway, myself. 2006-05-11 - I once asked what "donzerly light" was. 2006-05-02 - Jury doody, job search, boobs. 2006-04-25 - Warning: Crappy poetry ahead! 2006-04-23 - The lame, the bad, and the ugly. 2006-04-19 - Ask Again Later 2006-04-18 - Happy Freakin' Easter 2006-04-04 - It's a bit DaDa today. 2006-03-30 - Cryin', over me... 2006-03-24 - DIY Done Wrong. 2006-03-17 - Devil Dogs: Hounds from Heck!! 2006-03-15 - I also have a Michael Anthony Hall Big Head doll. 2006-03-14 - Goodbye, Mr. Chirps. 2006-03-10 - - 2006-03-08 - So this is how Mr. Kotter felt. 2006-02-05 - I am having a protest cocktail right now. 2006-02-02 - My pants are two kinds of wet! 2006-01-24 - I graduated from Clown College. Can I work at EduMart? 2006-01-18 - home home home i want home. 2006-01-17 - In which not much happens, but I cover lots of territory. 2005-12-30 - I hope Campbell's doesn't steal this concept. 2005-12-30 - Random musings and blatherings. 2005-12-24 - Have a White Noggin!! 2005-12-12 - I support vocational education for a reason. 2005-12-04 - What a feeling... 2005-12-04 - What a feeling... 2005-12-01 - Yellow feathers in her hair, where can I find a woman like that? 2005-11-30 - Tales from beyond the Stupid 2005-11-28 - Yay! It's eggnog season FINALLY. 2005-11-21 - wooooooooooooooooooooo 2005-11-16 - A Cosmo Quiz 2005-11-10 - That you gimme no That you gimme no That you gimme no sou- ou- ou- oulll 2005-10-31 - Boo. 2005-10-27 - Time for some deep, cleansing breaths. 2005-10-25 - Disgusting stump pictures herein 2005-10-24 - My job ate my brain, then vomited. 2005-10-13 - Wishing I were interesting, and pensive about how I know how and when to use the subjunctive case. 2005-10-11 - Eight lives left. 2005-10-08 - All I Ever Wanted... 2005-10-08 - - 2005-09-26 - In which I bore you to tears. 2005-09-22 - It's not even going to rain. 2005-09-19 - Marc Jacobs for Chief Justice! 2005-09-15 - Pictures of pets, plus pictures of non-pets 2005-09-12 - test pattern 2005-09-06 - I tell a bit about nothing. 2005-09-01 - Employment Needed. 2005-08-30 - Dogs and crabs and racial slurs... Oh, my! 2005-08-25 - Someone should probably warn Ira Glass... 2005-08-24 - My dog smells like Fritos, not Tostitos. 2005-08-23 - I'm thinking of getting a Navy SEAL to help organize my closets. 2005-08-18 - a short description of this entry 2005-08-18 - Itchy and cranky. 2005-08-17 - Unintelligible Design 2005-08-14 - It's a wild, wild life. 2005-08-12 - We need to talk. 2005-08-08 - Jon:Adam::Angels:Pus 2005-08-04 - It's meshuggeneh. 2005-08-02 - Are you all going to get into that tiny car? 2005-08-01 - Must Hate Job. 2005-07-28 - Mispeling words botherrs me alot. 2005-07-27 - A heartfelt plea 2005-07-26 - Yard guy, ambivalence, and fat. 2005-07-21 - Coming Soon: Bitching About the Lawn Guy. 2005-07-21 - I need a 12-step program. 2005-07-20 - A Voyage through the Doldrums. 2005-07-19 - One Bad Dog. 2005-07-18 - snif 2005-07-14 - My brain hurts. 2005-07-05 - Too tired for a title. 2005-06-30 - HR=Hades'Rewards 2005-06-28 - The Pinnocchio Effect 2005-06-27 - I Got Your Glib Right Here, Buddy! 2005-06-23 - I wonder if his first name is Dick? 2005-06-22 - Sort of back from the dead, but not really. 2005-06-15 - Congratulations!! 2005-06-14 - I love the smell of Labrador in the morning... 2005-06-13 - Home! 2005-06-09 - So glad I'll die when I'm 61... 2005-06-07 - Barnaby Baretta Quincy, MD 2005-06-06 - Fruit Schmoot 2005-06-03 - Flock of Fat Asses 2005-06-02 - Just fire him already!! 2005-06-01 - - 2005-05-31 - I don't really think children are our future. 2005-05-27 - Not soon enough 2005-05-26 - The sort of nonsense up with which I don't mind putting. 2005-05-25 - Lame. 2005-05-24 - Public Service Announcement 2005-05-23 - The Silence of the Grackles 2005-05-20 - Maybe he should try the Mock Apple Pie made with Ritz crackers... 2005-05-19 - Do me, Frodo! 2005-05-18 - Restless Dog Syndrome 2005-05-17 - Bored, boreder, boredest 2005-05-16 - I'm wearing earrings made of piggy snouts. 2005-05-15 - It's like the Midas touch, only with shit. 2005-05-13 - Red Rum, Red Rum, Red Rum 2005-05-10 - Go ahead and jump -- off the roof. 2005-05-09 - I should be working; instead I'm doing this. It's an addiction. 2005-05-08 - Is this what Harper Lee meant? 2005-05-04 - Pam Greer will play me in "La Vie de Deux Chiens Mechants" only with subtitles. 2005-05-03 - Un Peu de Tout = An Assortment of Nonsense 2005-05-02 - Torture contained herein: Read at your own risk. 2005-04-29 - Going into the witness protection program for this: 2005-04-28 - A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury... 2005-04-27 - Despondency 2005-04-26 - NOT!! 2005-04-25 - Silence of the Sparrows 2005-04-25 - And now you're all caught up. 2005-04-22 - At least she didn't do the Skipper. 2005-04-21 - Ummm, we lost at the Alamo. Right? 2005-04-20 - Booha! 2005-04-19 - I hate old ladies wearing magenta jackets. 2005-04-19 - Is it Friday yet? Why not? 2005-04-18 - Yeah, so not much happened... 2005-04-14 - If it were Heather Locklear, then you've got something. 2005-04-14 - Like the last time we went to "Just Jack!" 2005-04-13 - Will Andrew Lloyd Weber have to re-write "Cats"? 2005-04-12 - Literally wearing rags. 2005-04-11 - An entry sans purpose. 2005-04-11 - Desperate Housewife Sleeps Her Way to Lower Management. 2005-04-09 - Welcome to the Doll House, but take the bus to get there. 2005-04-08 - Rhymes with "routine," tastes like ass. 2005-04-07 - I heart curds. 2005-04-06 - I'm heading for the bar graph now. 2005-04-06 - Therapy 2005-04-05 - There were guts everywhere. 2005-04-04 - Murder, she yelped. 2005-04-04 - Hey, Disney, make a musical out of this. 2005-04-01 - Il Fiat e morto. 2005-03-31 - What doth the little busy bee? 2005-03-30 - Where I quote rap lyrics with only a hint of sarcasm. 2005-03-29 - Interlude 2005-03-29 - I'm expecting to find nail clippings in the conference room. 2005-03-28 - A Passage to a Knuckle Sandwich. 2005-03-27 - If you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain... 2005-03-25 - We're probably having Critter Surprise tonight. 2005-03-24 - Child care is a craft, a skill that must be learned from a master. 2005-03-23 - And I would hold him and squeeze him and call him George. 2005-03-22 - Oddly serious. 2005-03-21 - Still waiting for my pony. 2005-03-20 - Creatively bankrupt. As well as financially. 2005-03-17 - And then a big train went into a tunnel. 2005-03-16 - We were out of Ghirardelli. 2005-03-15 - Oy. 2005-03-14 - Jeff Foxworthy would be proud. 2005-03-11 - It's a game I never win. 2005-03-09 - Or just have her spayed. 2005-03-07 - The dude abides. 2005-03-04 - Requiem for a Pedophile. I wish. 2005-03-02 - Prizes for the best prank suggestions. 2005-03-01 - Meeeee-ow! 2005-02-28 - Jewish Lightning 2005-02-24 - Or maybe she has cramps 2005-02-23 - - 2005-02-23 - But not as smart as a pecan 2005-02-22 - Oh my god, these chocodiles... 2005-02-20 - HOME!! 2005-02-18 - Your results say that you may hurt yourself often. 2005-02-16 - Not counting today, two to go. 2005-02-15 - Get your tails ready to wag until it hurts! 2005-02-14 - And now it's time for Holstein gymnastics... 2005-02-11 - Does this thing have a fast-forward button? 2005-02-10 - You should see the other guy 2005-02-09 - Another day, another big X on the calendar 2005-02-08 - Today in 2BadDogs.... 2005-02-07 - Only 9 "work" days to go!! 2005-02-06 - Kelly's grammar corner II 2005-02-04 - Lady Willpower, it's now or never. 2005-02-03 - Mastiff + weiner dog = stiff weiner 2005-02-02 - Is my head too small? 2005-02-01 - Then who is the low hanging fruit? 2005-01-30 - No, Farther is better. 2005-01-27 - Ding Dong, part 2 2005-01-26 - The doctor says if I stop picking my nose it won't bleed as much. 2005-01-25 - Don't order this. 2005-01-24 - Theater of the absurd. 2005-01-21 - 31 days to go. 2005-01-19 - 35 2005-01-18 - The best part is at the end. Skip all that other crap. 2005-01-17 - The cake to people ratio is too low. 2005-01-14 - Stay immature and keep strangers happy. 2005-01-13 - Why are "morons" called "morons"? 2005-01-12 - Radio 1 does something reasonable. 2005-01-11 - Hillary Clinton knows who killed JFK. 2005-01-09 - La Veccia y il ragazzo. 2005-01-08 - Counting the days. 2004-12-30 - Bah. 2004-12-17 - Mental diarrhea 2004-12-16 - ...so little time. 2004-12-15 - My medication needs readjusting 2004-12-14 - It makes me want to poke someone's eye out. 2004-12-13 - Look what I found! 2004-12-11 - Kack! 2004-12-10 - Yeah, I'll poke yer haunches. 2004-12-09 - Pitchers 2004-12-09 - Time saving tip: Don't wash your hair -- just put it in a ponytail! 2004-12-08 - 5 + 7 + 5 = ? 2004-12-07 - Like a baby's arm 2004-12-07 - In Defense of Non-linear Thought 2004-12-06 - The Book Nook-y 2004-12-05 - Night of the Lepus 2004-12-02 - Blame Greg. It's his fault. 2004-12-02 - Somnia 2004-12-01 - Popular reality show. 2004-11-30 - Chocolate labs don't really taste like chocolate: hard lesson to learn 2004-11-29 - Michael Crichton is an arse. 2004-11-26 - Randomized Crap 2004-11-24 - I'll see your pie and raise you a yam. 2004-11-23 - I'm pretty sure it weighed well over 3 pounds. 2004-11-22 - Moo 2004-11-19 - What's British for "red-headed step-child"? 2004-11-18 - Yorkshire pudding isn't really pudding, either. 2004-11-17 - - 2004-11-16 - Let's face it, boys. I'm pooped. 2004-11-13 - "I'll have the calendar circle of spicy ribs, please." 2004-11-10 - A long, sad tale of Trudy 2004-11-10 - Ding Dong 2004-11-10 - There's a fresh "crop" in the driveway. 2004-11-09 - So sue me. 2004-11-08 - Good stuff. 2004-11-08 - Nostra-dammit 2004-11-04 - - 2004-11-03 - All in all, probably a good day 2004-11-02 - Journalism? I don't think so. 2004-11-01 - Better stories than that castle crap 2004-11-01 - Set your clocks back -- 40 years!! 2004-10-29 - Wensleydale 2004-10-29 - Now, THIS is flat 2004-10-28 - Kelly's grammar corner 2004-10-27 - More random crap -- what did you expect? 2004-10-26 - Alpo Surprise 2004-10-25 - Internet bride 2004-10-23 - Drunk hobbits coming soon 2004-10-22 - This entry defies (a short) description 2004-10-21 - Porn for short people 2004-10-21 - Bruxism 2004-10-19 - When you say "Wisconsin," you've said it all 2004-10-18 - Random crap generator 2004-10-15 - Another night in the dark 2004-10-14 - Things a pimp might say 2004-10-13 - Oink! 2004-10-13 - Mr. Toad's wild ride 2004-10-08 - Randomized stuff generator 2004-10-06 - Election? What election? 2004-10-05 - Michael Dell is a booger eating bed wetter 2004-10-04 - Yin and Yang 2004-09-30 - Be creative 2004-09-30 - Ikea may be carrying my designs this season! 2004-09-28 - Another way to tax people! 2004-09-28 - Is OCD a rap group from the 80s? 2004-09-27 - www.target.com 2004-09-26 - - 2004-09-24 - - 2004-09-22 - ...which leads to uncontrollable twitching... 2004-09-21 - - 2004-09-20 - A new use for toast 2004-09-19 - - 2004-09-16 - Ireland! 2004-09-12 - - 2004-09-11 - Here they call it a ''cock up,'' but I'll continue with the traditional ''cluster fuck.'' 2004-09-03 - The Life and Times of Katy 2004-09-02 - You are my density. 2004-08-31 - Iguanas! 2004-08-30 - I know I'm a bad driver, but... 2004-08-27 - Dust bunnies 2004-08-26 - Corn pudding 2004-08-26 - corn 2004-08-24 - A Long Day 2004-08-23 - O.C. and Stiggs 2004-08-23 - Hotel San Jose 2004-08-17 - A Squirrel's Tale (hah!) 2004-08-16 - Helloo, Pantsberg. Subtitle: Why I hate to travel 2004-08-11 - Weeee weee weeee! 2004-08-10 - Circle of Life 2004-08-09 - That not-so-fresh feeling 2004-08-06 - - 2004-08-05 - Things Greg hates about San Antonio 2004-08-04 - Lazy and bored... 2004-08-03 - I'm a Katy whore 2004-08-02 - An Enchanting Musk 2004-07-30 - Random musings 2004-07-26 - How grown-ups solve problems 2004-07-26 - A Tall Glass of Lambrusco over Ice 2004-07-23 - Things my dog has eaten 2004-07-23 - No sleep for two nights 2004-07-21 - I need a helper monkey 2004-07-19 - Tropical punch 2004-07-19 - How pedophiles change our behavior 2004-07-16 - Plotting Carl's downfall 2004-07-15 - Aren't neighbors great? 2004-07-15 - Dairyland
2007-08-29 - - 2006-11-26 - Too cute. 2006-11-15 - - 2006-10-05 - Meet Sweety Pie 2006-10-03 - I had a bad case of the Mondays. 2006-09-29 - Bad karma. 2006-09-28 - Maybe they'll fix the glitch. 2006-09-17 - Blame Canada. 2006-09-11 - Don't smell the sleeping dog. 2006-08-22 - Wherein nothing much happens. 2006-08-10 - I may be boring, but at least I'm not Dave Navarro. 2006-08-01 - I complain, therefore I am. 2006-07-27 - LABRAMUTE!! 2006-07-26 - Incommunicado. 2006-07-20 - Hard habits to break. 2006-07-19 - Oh, my. 2006-07-16 - Where the Wild Things Are. 2006-07-06 - What Would Buster Do? 2006-07-05 - Continuing tales from the life of a Nut Magnet. 2006-06-14 - Can I just tell you? I'm trying to update more. 2006-06-13 - A belated Mother's Day gift and more. 2006-05-25 - Got My Foot in your Ass? 2006-05-16 - I'm on LoonAway, myself. 2006-05-11 - I once asked what "donzerly light" was. 2006-05-02 - Jury doody, job search, boobs. 2006-04-25 - Warning: Crappy poetry ahead! 2006-04-23 - The lame, the bad, and the ugly. 2006-04-19 - Ask Again Later 2006-04-18 - Happy Freakin' Easter 2006-04-04 - It's a bit DaDa today. 2006-03-30 - Cryin', over me... 2006-03-24 - DIY Done Wrong. 2006-03-17 - Devil Dogs: Hounds from Heck!! 2006-03-15 - I also have a Michael Anthony Hall Big Head doll. 2006-03-14 - Goodbye, Mr. Chirps. 2006-03-10 - - 2006-03-08 - So this is how Mr. Kotter felt. 2006-02-05 - I am having a protest cocktail right now. 2006-02-02 - My pants are two kinds of wet! 2006-01-24 - I graduated from Clown College. Can I work at EduMart? 2006-01-18 - home home home i want home. 2006-01-17 - In which not much happens, but I cover lots of territory. 2005-12-30 - I hope Campbell's doesn't steal this concept. 2005-12-30 - Random musings and blatherings. 2005-12-24 - Have a White Noggin!! 2005-12-12 - I support vocational education for a reason. 2005-12-04 - What a feeling... 2005-12-04 - What a feeling... 2005-12-01 - Yellow feathers in her hair, where can I find a woman like that? 2005-11-30 - Tales from beyond the Stupid 2005-11-28 - Yay! It's eggnog season FINALLY. 2005-11-21 - wooooooooooooooooooooo 2005-11-16 - A Cosmo Quiz 2005-11-10 - That you gimme no That you gimme no That you gimme no sou- ou- ou- oulll 2005-10-31 - Boo. 2005-10-27 - Time for some deep, cleansing breaths. 2005-10-25 - Disgusting stump pictures herein 2005-10-24 - My job ate my brain, then vomited. 2005-10-13 - Wishing I were interesting, and pensive about how I know how and when to use the subjunctive case. 2005-10-11 - Eight lives left. 2005-10-08 - All I Ever Wanted... 2005-10-08 - - 2005-09-26 - In which I bore you to tears. 2005-09-22 - It's not even going to rain. 2005-09-19 - Marc Jacobs for Chief Justice! 2005-09-15 - Pictures of pets, plus pictures of non-pets 2005-09-12 - test pattern 2005-09-06 - I tell a bit about nothing. 2005-09-01 - Employment Needed. 2005-08-30 - Dogs and crabs and racial slurs... Oh, my! 2005-08-25 - Someone should probably warn Ira Glass... 2005-08-24 - My dog smells like Fritos, not Tostitos. 2005-08-23 - I'm thinking of getting a Navy SEAL to help organize my closets. 2005-08-18 - a short description of this entry 2005-08-18 - Itchy and cranky. 2005-08-17 - Unintelligible Design 2005-08-14 - It's a wild, wild life. 2005-08-12 - We need to talk. 2005-08-08 - Jon:Adam::Angels:Pus 2005-08-04 - It's meshuggeneh. 2005-08-02 - Are you all going to get into that tiny car? 2005-08-01 - Must Hate Job. 2005-07-28 - Mispeling words botherrs me alot. 2005-07-27 - A heartfelt plea 2005-07-26 - Yard guy, ambivalence, and fat. 2005-07-21 - Coming Soon: Bitching About the Lawn Guy. 2005-07-21 - I need a 12-step program. 2005-07-20 - A Voyage through the Doldrums. 2005-07-19 - One Bad Dog. 2005-07-18 - snif 2005-07-14 - My brain hurts. 2005-07-05 - Too tired for a title. 2005-06-30 - HR=Hades'Rewards 2005-06-28 - The Pinnocchio Effect 2005-06-27 - I Got Your Glib Right Here, Buddy! 2005-06-23 - I wonder if his first name is Dick? 2005-06-22 - Sort of back from the dead, but not really. 2005-06-15 - Congratulations!! 2005-06-14 - I love the smell of Labrador in the morning... 2005-06-13 - Home! 2005-06-09 - So glad I'll die when I'm 61... 2005-06-07 - Barnaby Baretta Quincy, MD 2005-06-06 - Fruit Schmoot 2005-06-03 - Flock of Fat Asses 2005-06-02 - Just fire him already!! 2005-06-01 - - 2005-05-31 - I don't really think children are our future. 2005-05-27 - Not soon enough 2005-05-26 - The sort of nonsense up with which I don't mind putting. 2005-05-25 - Lame. 2005-05-24 - Public Service Announcement 2005-05-23 - The Silence of the Grackles 2005-05-20 - Maybe he should try the Mock Apple Pie made with Ritz crackers... 2005-05-19 - Do me, Frodo! 2005-05-18 - Restless Dog Syndrome 2005-05-17 - Bored, boreder, boredest 2005-05-16 - I'm wearing earrings made of piggy snouts. 2005-05-15 - It's like the Midas touch, only with shit. 2005-05-13 - Red Rum, Red Rum, Red Rum 2005-05-10 - Go ahead and jump -- off the roof. 2005-05-09 - I should be working; instead I'm doing this. It's an addiction. 2005-05-08 - Is this what Harper Lee meant? 2005-05-04 - Pam Greer will play me in "La Vie de Deux Chiens Mechants" only with subtitles. 2005-05-03 - Un Peu de Tout = An Assortment of Nonsense 2005-05-02 - Torture contained herein: Read at your own risk. 2005-04-29 - Going into the witness protection program for this: 2005-04-28 - A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury... 2005-04-27 - Despondency 2005-04-26 - NOT!! 2005-04-25 - Silence of the Sparrows 2005-04-25 - And now you're all caught up. 2005-04-22 - At least she didn't do the Skipper. 2005-04-21 - Ummm, we lost at the Alamo. Right? 2005-04-20 - Booha! 2005-04-19 - I hate old ladies wearing magenta jackets. 2005-04-19 - Is it Friday yet? Why not? 2005-04-18 - Yeah, so not much happened... 2005-04-14 - If it were Heather Locklear, then you've got something. 2005-04-14 - Like the last time we went to "Just Jack!" 2005-04-13 - Will Andrew Lloyd Weber have to re-write "Cats"? 2005-04-12 - Literally wearing rags. 2005-04-11 - An entry sans purpose. 2005-04-11 - Desperate Housewife Sleeps Her Way to Lower Management. 2005-04-09 - Welcome to the Doll House, but take the bus to get there. 2005-04-08 - Rhymes with "routine," tastes like ass. 2005-04-07 - I heart curds. 2005-04-06 - I'm heading for the bar graph now. 2005-04-06 - Therapy 2005-04-05 - There were guts everywhere. 2005-04-04 - Murder, she yelped. 2005-04-04 - Hey, Disney, make a musical out of this. 2005-04-01 - Il Fiat e morto. 2005-03-31 - What doth the little busy bee? 2005-03-30 - Where I quote rap lyrics with only a hint of sarcasm. 2005-03-29 - Interlude 2005-03-29 - I'm expecting to find nail clippings in the conference room. 2005-03-28 - A Passage to a Knuckle Sandwich. 2005-03-27 - If you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain... 2005-03-25 - We're probably having Critter Surprise tonight. 2005-03-24 - Child care is a craft, a skill that must be learned from a master. 2005-03-23 - And I would hold him and squeeze him and call him George. 2005-03-22 - Oddly serious. 2005-03-21 - Still waiting for my pony. 2005-03-20 - Creatively bankrupt. As well as financially. 2005-03-17 - And then a big train went into a tunnel. 2005-03-16 - We were out of Ghirardelli. 2005-03-15 - Oy. 2005-03-14 - Jeff Foxworthy would be proud. 2005-03-11 - It's a game I never win. 2005-03-09 - Or just have her spayed. 2005-03-07 - The dude abides. 2005-03-04 - Requiem for a Pedophile. I wish. 2005-03-02 - Prizes for the best prank suggestions. 2005-03-01 - Meeeee-ow! 2005-02-28 - Jewish Lightning 2005-02-24 - Or maybe she has cramps 2005-02-23 - - 2005-02-23 - But not as smart as a pecan 2005-02-22 - Oh my god, these chocodiles... 2005-02-20 - HOME!! 2005-02-18 - Your results say that you may hurt yourself often. 2005-02-16 - Not counting today, two to go. 2005-02-15 - Get your tails ready to wag until it hurts! 2005-02-14 - And now it's time for Holstein gymnastics... 2005-02-11 - Does this thing have a fast-forward button? 2005-02-10 - You should see the other guy 2005-02-09 - Another day, another big X on the calendar 2005-02-08 - Today in 2BadDogs.... 2005-02-07 - Only 9 "work" days to go!! 2005-02-06 - Kelly's grammar corner II 2005-02-04 - Lady Willpower, it's now or never. 2005-02-03 - Mastiff + weiner dog = stiff weiner 2005-02-02 - Is my head too small? 2005-02-01 - Then who is the low hanging fruit? 2005-01-30 - No, Farther is better. 2005-01-27 - Ding Dong, part 2 2005-01-26 - The doctor says if I stop picking my nose it won't bleed as much. 2005-01-25 - Don't order this. 2005-01-24 - Theater of the absurd. 2005-01-21 - 31 days to go. 2005-01-19 - 35 2005-01-18 - The best part is at the end. Skip all that other crap. 2005-01-17 - The cake to people ratio is too low. 2005-01-14 - Stay immature and keep strangers happy. 2005-01-13 - Why are "morons" called "morons"? 2005-01-12 - Radio 1 does something reasonable. 2005-01-11 - Hillary Clinton knows who killed JFK. 2005-01-09 - La Veccia y il ragazzo. 2005-01-08 - Counting the days. 2004-12-30 - Bah. 2004-12-17 - Mental diarrhea 2004-12-16 - ...so little time. 2004-12-15 - My medication needs readjusting 2004-12-14 - It makes me want to poke someone's eye out. 2004-12-13 - Look what I found! 2004-12-11 - Kack! 2004-12-10 - Yeah, I'll poke yer haunches. 2004-12-09 - Pitchers 2004-12-09 - Time saving tip: Don't wash your hair -- just put it in a ponytail! 2004-12-08 - 5 + 7 + 5 = ? 2004-12-07 - Like a baby's arm 2004-12-07 - In Defense of Non-linear Thought 2004-12-06 - The Book Nook-y 2004-12-05 - Night of the Lepus 2004-12-02 - Blame Greg. It's his fault. 2004-12-02 - Somnia 2004-12-01 - Popular reality show. 2004-11-30 - Chocolate labs don't really taste like chocolate: hard lesson to learn 2004-11-29 - Michael Crichton is an arse. 2004-11-26 - Randomized Crap 2004-11-24 - I'll see your pie and raise you a yam. 2004-11-23 - I'm pretty sure it weighed well over 3 pounds. 2004-11-22 - Moo 2004-11-19 - What's British for "red-headed step-child"? 2004-11-18 - Yorkshire pudding isn't really pudding, either. 2004-11-17 - - 2004-11-16 - Let's face it, boys. I'm pooped. 2004-11-13 - "I'll have the calendar circle of spicy ribs, please." 2004-11-10 - A long, sad tale of Trudy 2004-11-10 - Ding Dong 2004-11-10 - There's a fresh "crop" in the driveway. 2004-11-09 - So sue me. 2004-11-08 - Good stuff. 2004-11-08 - Nostra-dammit 2004-11-04 - - 2004-11-03 - All in all, probably a good day 2004-11-02 - Journalism? I don't think so. 2004-11-01 - Better stories than that castle crap 2004-11-01 - Set your clocks back -- 40 years!! 2004-10-29 - Wensleydale 2004-10-29 - Now, THIS is flat 2004-10-28 - Kelly's grammar corner 2004-10-27 - More random crap -- what did you expect? 2004-10-26 - Alpo Surprise 2004-10-25 - Internet bride 2004-10-23 - Drunk hobbits coming soon 2004-10-22 - This entry defies (a short) description 2004-10-21 - Porn for short people 2004-10-21 - Bruxism 2004-10-19 - When you say "Wisconsin," you've said it all 2004-10-18 - Random crap generator 2004-10-15 - Another night in the dark 2004-10-14 - Things a pimp might say 2004-10-13 - Oink! 2004-10-13 - Mr. Toad's wild ride 2004-10-08 - Randomized stuff generator 2004-10-06 - Election? What election? 2004-10-05 - Michael Dell is a booger eating bed wetter 2004-10-04 - Yin and Yang 2004-09-30 - Be creative 2004-09-30 - Ikea may be carrying my designs this season! 2004-09-28 - Another way to tax people! 2004-09-28 - Is OCD a rap group from the 80s? 2004-09-27 - www.target.com 2004-09-26 - - 2004-09-24 - - 2004-09-22 - ...which leads to uncontrollable twitching... 2004-09-21 - - 2004-09-20 - A new use for toast 2004-09-19 - - 2004-09-16 - Ireland! 2004-09-12 - - 2004-09-11 - Here they call it a ''cock up,'' but I'll continue with the traditional ''cluster fuck.'' 2004-09-03 - The Life and Times of Katy 2004-09-02 - You are my density. 2004-08-31 - Iguanas! 2004-08-30 - I know I'm a bad driver, but... 2004-08-27 - Dust bunnies 2004-08-26 - Corn pudding 2004-08-26 - corn 2004-08-24 - A Long Day 2004-08-23 - O.C. and Stiggs 2004-08-23 - Hotel San Jose 2004-08-17 - A Squirrel's Tale (hah!) 2004-08-16 - Helloo, Pantsberg. Subtitle: Why I hate to travel 2004-08-11 - Weeee weee weeee! 2004-08-10 - Circle of Life 2004-08-09 - That not-so-fresh feeling 2004-08-06 - - 2004-08-05 - Things Greg hates about San Antonio 2004-08-04 - Lazy and bored... 2004-08-03 - I'm a Katy whore 2004-08-02 - An Enchanting Musk 2004-07-30 - Random musings 2004-07-26 - How grown-ups solve problems 2004-07-26 - A Tall Glass of Lambrusco over Ice 2004-07-23 - Things my dog has eaten 2004-07-23 - No sleep for two nights 2004-07-21 - I need a helper monkey 2004-07-19 - Tropical punch 2004-07-19 - How pedophiles change our behavior 2004-07-16 - Plotting Carl's downfall 2004-07-15 - Aren't neighbors great? 2004-07-15 - Dairyland
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