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hairburner - 2005-04-04 18:26:56
Here's a great idea... breathilyzers for cell phones. Cuts WAY down on embarrassing drunk dialing.
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awittykitty - 2005-04-04 22:21:48
They always tell you in screenplay writing classes that there are only like 5 basic scripts that anyone can ever write in Hollywood, but by gum, I think you've got some fresh ideas there involving animals in criminal investigations. p.s. prepare to be impressed: I once waited on Robin Williams at Macys. Michael Douglas and Sharon Stone made a movie on my street. Oh hell, I was also a movie extra in "Sister Act" with Whoopi Goldberg. I can name drop with the best of them.
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Wombat - 2005-04-05 00:00:49
I once came inches from running Kevin Klein over with my little Honda...does that count?
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Andy - 2005-04-05 09:26:53
I always thought a show about a crime solving puppet would have been great. But then Ron Howard took out that restraining order against me and it was all down hill from there.

Or a cooking show with clowns and midgets. Speaking of midgets...how come you never see any black midgets? Cause I was going to write a script about a Privite Eye with sidekick who's a black migdet named "Duece"....
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twobaddogs - 2005-04-05 10:44:18
Andy! Don't tell me you've never seen Bad Santa... It co-stars a black dwarf, which is similar to a black midget. So now you've got an actor, you just need to write that script. All of this is reminiscent of that idea Homer had about a robot driving instructor and his best friend, a talking pie...
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Andy - 2005-04-05 11:27:29
I saw Bad Santa. You are right. I guess I was just thinking my midget should have an afro and be very sterotypical. In one scene, My Detective is carrying the midget and they trip and someone says "hey, you just dropped a Deuce."...

and cue the laugh track and...close with a star wipe...
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